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i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

“The Marines are careful, brave fighters…they were like hunters, boring in relentlessly without fear. I never heard a wounded Marine moan.”
— The U.S. Army General Staff (via semperannoying)
Awesome Sarah Jessica Parker Christmas topper

Awesome Sarah Jessica Parker Christmas topper

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All wanna pet me I say go the fuck away

All wanna pet me I say go the fuck away

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